HUMEROUS HAIKU # 1

 

I heard about the

Claustrophobic astronaut

Who wanted some space

STAR WARS CHEESE

 

What cheese do they serve

In the Star Wars cafeteria

Or in a galaxy far far away?

The answer is Boba Feta

SOME STAR WARS DROIDS

 

In Star Wars some droids are

Self-centered, like C-3PO

Everything is me, me, me,

He should be named C-mePO

STAR WARS MOVIES WERE MADE

 

Star Wars Movies were made

Out of sequence, because

At the beginning, in charge

Of film scheduling, Yoda was.

I PREFER THE MORE ROMANTIC VIEW

 

I prefer the more romantic view

Even if it’s not scientifically right

That the stars in the nocturnal sky

Are holes in the curtain of night

I’VE ALWAYS BEEN AN AVID READER # 2

 

I’ve always been an avid reader

I like books about distant Galaxies

I can’t put down the current one

It’s a great book about antigravity

GAMBLING WAS NOT CONDONED

 

Gambling was not condoned

And using the Force wasn’t done

However, the Jedi Knights

Had a bet regardless and Obi Wan