WAS THERE REALLY A FIGHT

 

Was there really a fight,

Between good and evil

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?

Or is that just fiction?

A writer’s fanciful notion

And the simple fact is that we are all alone

NOT NAMING THE ROBOTIC PARTS

 

Not naming the robotic parts

Could be the source of rankle

So the name of a robotic arse

Could be a Robutt for example

TO MAKE ROBOTS MORE HUMAN LIKE

 

To make robots more human like

They formed a scientific committee

And the conclusion of their summit  

Was to fit them with Artificial Stupidity

TO TIME TRAVEL IN GROUPS

 

To time travel in groups

The birds and raptors

They will need to employ

Their flocks capacitors

THE NAMING OF ROBOTIC PARTS

 

The naming of robotic parts

Is something you can’t avoid

So the name of a robotic arm

Would likely be a hand droid

ALL CLONES LEGS LOOK

 

All Clones legs look

The same it seems

And the reason is

They have ripped genes

I LOVE SCI-FI

I Love Sci-Fi, but not all of it

To give you a clue, I will just say

That I’m in my element when

I Boldly go to a galaxy far far away

I’VE LOVED SCI-FI SINCE I WAS A KID

 

I’ve loved Sci-Fi since I was a kid

But not the Comic book stuff

From Flash Gordon to Star Wars

Makes me a space Sci-Fi buff

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 1

 

I heard about the

Claustrophobic astronaut

Who wanted some space

STAR WARS CHEESE

 

What cheese do they serve

In the Star Wars cafeteria

Or in a galaxy far far away?

The answer is Boba Feta

SOME STAR WARS DROIDS

 

In Star Wars some droids are

Self-centered, like C-3PO

Everything is me, me, me,

He should be named C-mePO

STAR WARS MOVIES WERE MADE

 

Star Wars Movies were made

Out of sequence, because

At the beginning, in charge

Of film scheduling, Yoda was.

I PREFER THE MORE ROMANTIC VIEW

 

I prefer the more romantic view

Even if it’s not scientifically right

That the stars in the nocturnal sky

Are holes in the curtain of night

I’VE ALWAYS BEEN AN AVID READER # 2

 

I’ve always been an avid reader

I like books about distant Galaxies

I can’t put down the current one

It’s a great book about antigravity

GAMBLING WAS NOT CONDONED

 

Gambling was not condoned

And using the Force wasn’t done

However, the Jedi Knights

Had a bet regardless and Obi Wan

ON THEIR FIRST MISSION TOGETHER

 

On their first mission together

Aboard the Millennium Falcon

Chewbacca made a Wookiee mistake

When he killed Han

THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY

 

The Flat Earth Society

Is the subject of a major probe

As it emerged that they

Have members around the globe

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SPACE PARTY

 

If you want to have a Space party

You should get NASA to “planet”

But even if they agree, their party,

Won’t have any atmosphere I bet

THERE IS A GREAT STAR WARS SPECIAL

 

There is a great Star Wars Special

At the salon, amid the lotions and lacquer

Where they are doing a wax treatment

Called the Chewbacca sacca and cracca

CHEWBACCA THE WOOKIEE

 

Chewbacca the Wookiee

Was the victim of an attack

Someone has given him

An all over body wax