TO TIME TRAVEL IN GROUPS

 

To time travel in groups

The birds and raptors

They will need to employ

Their flocks capacitors

THE NAMING OF ROBOTIC PARTS

 

The naming of robotic parts

Is something you can’t avoid

So the name of a robotic arm

Would likely be a hand droid

ALL CLONES LEGS LOOK

 

All Clones legs look

The same it seems

And the reason is

They have ripped genes

IN THE WAY OF PROGRESS

 

When technology gets

In the way of progress

It could easily be called

Science Friction I guess

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 1

 

I heard about the

Claustrophobic astronaut

Who wanted some space

WHAT'S E.T. SHORT FOR

Somebody once said to me

“What's E.T. short for?”

I said I really didn’t know,

Which was what he was hoping for,

“He's only got little legs” he said

Which I hadn’t thought of before 

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 12

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working as an elocutionist

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the clients

When it says Enunciate, Enunciate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 11

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working as an un-packer

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the workers

When it says Extricate, Extricate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 10

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at the Hotel

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the Guests

When it says Remunerate, Remunerate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 9

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working as a Miner

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the workers

When it says Excavate, Excavate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 8

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at the theme park

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the visitors

When it says Exhilarate, Exhilarate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 7

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at Tesco’s

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the shoppers

When it says Extortionate, Extortionate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 6

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at the Uni

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the debaters

When it says Expostulate, Expostulate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 5

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at the Old Bailey

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the Barristers

When it says Extenuate, Extenuate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 4

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at the Old Bailey

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the Barristers

When it says Exonerate, Exonerate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 3

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at the Vatican

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the devout

When it says Excommunicate, Excommunicate

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 2

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at our uni

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the students

When it says “Extrapolate, Extrapolate”

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 1

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at our salon

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the customers

When it says “Exfoliate, exfoliate”

ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON

 

On the Millennium Falcon

When things are a bit slow

With time to knock one out,

Which is called a hand solo

KEEPING ABREAST

 

If a fraction of the effort that went into

Research of women’s breasts and their bras

Had instead gone into exploration

Of space, the galaxy and the stars

We would today be operating

Burger joints on the moon and mars