STAR WARS CHEESE

 

What cheese do they serve

In the Star Wars cafeteria

Or in a galaxy far far away?

The answer is Boba Feta

DARTH VADER WAS SOMETHING OF A BAKER

Darth Vader was something of a baker

It was a side of him he liked to hide

He wasn’t good and when he made biscuits

They were always a little on the dark side 

STAR WARS DAY

 

It’s may the 4th

Felicitations to you

Its Star Wars Day

May the fourth be with you

HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA

 

Han Solo and Chewbacca

Were not paid for a delivery

So, Han got straight to the point

“You owe me one Kenobi”

ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON

 

On the Millennium Falcon

When things are a bit slow

With time to knock one out,

Which is called a hand solo

THERE IS A GREAT STAR WARS SPECIAL

There is a great Star Wars Special

At the salon, amid the lotions and lacquer

Where they are doing a wax treatment

Called the Chewbacca sacca and cracca