GAMBLING WAS NOT CONDONED

 

Gambling was not condoned

And using the Force wasn’t done

However, the Jedi Knights

Had a bet regardless and Obi Wan

ON THEIR FIRST MISSION TOGETHER

 

On their first mission together

Aboard the Millennium Falcon

Chewbacca made a Wookiee mistake

When he killed Han

THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY

 

The Flat Earth Society

Is the subject of a major probe

As it emerged that they

Have members around the globe

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SPACE PARTY

 

If you want to have a Space party

You should get NASA to “planet”

But even if they agree, their party,

Won’t have any atmosphere I bet

THERE IS A GREAT STAR WARS SPECIAL

 

There is a great Star Wars Special

At the salon, amid the lotions and lacquer

Where they are doing a wax treatment

Called the Chewbacca sacca and cracca

CHEWBACCA THE WOOKIEE

 

Chewbacca the Wookiee

Was the victim of an attack

Someone has given him

An all over body wax

THEY ARE HAVING TO REMAKE

 

They are having to remake

The Ewok movie

As they now identify

As Shewoks apparently

HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA

 

Han Solo and Chewbacca

Were not paid for a delivery

So, Han got straight to the point

“You owe me one Kenobi”

ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON

On the Millennium Falcon

When things are a bit slow

With time to knock one out,

Which is called a hand solo 

CHEWBACCA IS DEAD

 

Chewbacca is dead

But he did not die in vain

HIs pelt made a great tent

To keep out the rain

STAR WARS TODAY

 

If the Star Wars series

Was only just written

Luke would be a vegan

Flying the Millennial Falcon

THE FIRST MAN TO PEE

 

The first man to pee

On the Moon

Was Buzz Aldrin

But in view of that

He should be called

Wizz Aldrin

WHAT'S E.T. SHORT FOR

Somebody once said to me

“What's E.T. short for?”

I said I really didn’t know,

Which was what he was hoping for,

“He's only got little legs” he said

Which I hadn’t thought of before