ARE YOU WEARING SPACE PANTS?

 

Are you wearing space pants?

Well, your virtue may be imperilled

Because wearing those pants

Your arse is out of this world

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SPACE PARTY

If you want to have a Space party

You should get NASA to “planet”

But even if they agree, their party,

Won’t have any atmosphere I bet

LOST IN A SPACE

I just got lost in thought

               I’m sorry but that’s my story

Now you might well scoff

               As it was unfamiliar territory 

MARS WALK

 After many years of trying

And years of deep space flying

After journeying across the stars

We finally land a man on Mars

 

He begins his walk at sunrise

And then he finds to his surprise

After exploring near and far

An Irish pub and a burger bar

NEIL ARMSTRONG'S MOON-LANDING ANAGRAM - ONE SMALL STEP

 

A thin man ran

Makes a large stride

Left planet

Pins flag on moon

On to Mars

UFO’s

 

UFO’s are real unless

My guess is missed

It’s the Royal Air Force

That doesn't really exist

WORK IT OUT WITH A PENCIL

 

NASA spent millions of U.S. dollars

Developing a ballpoint to write in space

But the Russians saved their money

And used an ordinary pencil in its place