DON’T THINK EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

 

Don’t think Extra Terrestrial

When this question begs

What is ET short for?

It’s because he's only got little legs

THE GREAT STAR OF LIGHT

 

The great star of light

Graced the nativity

Where the holy family,

Mary and her child

And the Noble Joseph

Dwelt in the humble stall

 

The beasts in the stable

The Kings of the east

And shepherds from the hill

Witnessed the gift of love

Given by a gracious God

To the sinful world

DARTH VADER WAS SOMETHING OF A BAKER

Darth Vader was something of a baker

It was a side of him he liked to hide

He wasn’t good and when he made biscuits

They were always a little on the dark side 

THE SUN AND MOON

 

The sun and moon

Where once in love

But the sun burned hot

With want and desire

While the moon

Was cool and aloof

So they were destined

To be Star-crossed

For all eternity

MOONLIGHT GLINTS

Moonlight glints

On the silent vales

Dressed crisply

In winters cloak

Lying like rippled silk

On the frozen land

ARE YOU WEARING A SPACESUIT?

Are you wearing a spacesuit?

Good that makes two of us

Because I'm an astronaut and

My mission is to explore Uranus

 

ARE YOU WEARING SPACE PANTS?

 

Are you wearing space pants?

Well, your virtue may be imperilled

Because wearing those pants

Your arse is out of this world