Chewbacca the Wookiee
Was the victim of an
attack
Someone has given him
An all over body wax
Friday, 14 April 2023
THEY ARE HAVING TO REMAKE
They are having to remake
The Ewok movie
As they now identify
As Shewoks apparently
HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA
Han Solo and Chewbacca
Were not paid for a
delivery
So, Han got straight
to the point
“You owe me one
Kenobi”
ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON
On the Millennium Falcon
When things are a bit
slow
With time to knock one
out,
Which is called a hand solo
CHEWBACCA IS DEAD
Chewbacca is dead
But he did not die in
vain
HIs pelt made a great
tent
To keep out the rain
STAR WARS TODAY
If the Star Wars series
Was only just written
Luke would be a vegan
Flying the Millennial
Falcon
THE FIRST MAN TO PEE
The first man to pee
On the Moon
Was Buzz Aldrin
But in view of that
He should be called
Wizz Aldrin
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