The great star of light
Graced the nativity
Where the holy family,
Mary and her child
And the Noble Joseph
Dwelt in the humble stall
The beasts in the stable
The Kings of the east
And shepherds from the hill
Witnessed the gift of love
Given by a gracious God
To the sinful world
Darth Vader was something of a baker
It was a side of him
he liked to hide
He wasn’t good and
when he made biscuits
They were always a little on the dark side
The sun and moon
Where once in love
But the sun burned hot
With want and desire
While the moon
Was cool and aloof
So they were destined
To be Star-crossed
For all eternity
Moonlight glints
On the silent vales
Dressed crisply
In winters cloak
Lying like rippled
silk
On the frozen land
Are you wearing a spacesuit?
Good that makes two of
us
Because I'm an
astronaut and
Are you wearing space pants?
Well, your virtue may
be imperilled
Because wearing those
pants
Your arse is out of this
world
As the evening light fades
The sky takes on a
twilight hue
Until the stars appear
above
And the moon comes
into view
