THEY ARE HAVING TO REMAKE

 

They are having to remake

The Ewok movie

As they now identify

As Shewoks apparently

HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA

 

Han Solo and Chewbacca

Were not paid for a delivery

So, Han got straight to the point

“You owe me one Kenobi”

ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON

On the Millennium Falcon

When things are a bit slow

With time to knock one out,

Which is called a hand solo 

CHEWBACCA IS DEAD

 

Chewbacca is dead

But he did not die in vain

HIs pelt made a great tent

To keep out the rain

STAR WARS TODAY

 

If the Star Wars series

Was only just written

Luke would be a vegan

Flying the Millennial Falcon

THE FIRST MAN TO PEE

 

The first man to pee

On the Moon

Was Buzz Aldrin

But in view of that

He should be called

Wizz Aldrin

WHAT'S E.T. SHORT FOR

Somebody once said to me

“What's E.T. short for?”

I said I really didn’t know,

Which was what he was hoping for,

“He's only got little legs” he said

Which I hadn’t thought of before