GAMBLING WAS NOT CONDONED

 

Gambling was not condoned

And using the Force wasn’t done

However, the Jedi Knights

Had a bet regardless and Obi Wan

ON THEIR FIRST MISSION TOGETHER

 

On their first mission together

Aboard the Millennium Falcon

Chewbacca made a Wookiee mistake

When he killed Han

THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY

 

The Flat Earth Society

Is the subject of a major probe

As it emerged that they

Have members around the globe

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SPACE PARTY

 

If you want to have a Space party

You should get NASA to “planet”

But even if they agree, their party,

Won’t have any atmosphere I bet

THERE IS A GREAT STAR WARS SPECIAL

 

There is a great Star Wars Special

At the salon, amid the lotions and lacquer

Where they are doing a wax treatment

Called the Chewbacca sacca and cracca

CHEWBACCA THE WOOKIEE

 

Chewbacca the Wookiee

Was the victim of an attack

Someone has given him

An all over body wax

THEY ARE HAVING TO REMAKE

 

They are having to remake

The Ewok movie

As they now identify

As Shewoks apparently